nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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