he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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