..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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