I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
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