Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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