Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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