Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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