Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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