by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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