I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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