Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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