And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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