Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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