either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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