The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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