You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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