i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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