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great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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