You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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