This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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