quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
