I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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