So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Life is so much better after having sex.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
She bit a glass in half.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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