just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
