question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Randomize
