just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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