ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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