so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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