you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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