But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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