My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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