Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
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