She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
