What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Randomize
