sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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