you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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