Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
false alarm. still invincible.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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