I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
porn star boner night. come get it.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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