I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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