Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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