Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
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