I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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