it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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