Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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