gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
tell me about the fingering
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