Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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