I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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