the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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