I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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