Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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